Welcome, mares and gentlecolts to Drone Inc's demonstration of our Rubber Drone product line! Here we have Shining Armor, co-ruler of the Crystal Empire. But as you can see, he's a little… different. That's because Mr. Armor has become a rubber drone! But don't worry: while other, less ethical companies brainwash their drones, or worse, erase their memories and personalities, we do no such thing, and Mr. Armor here is still the same stallion you all know and adore: If he weren't so busy on his errand, he'd be happy to stop and talk with us and you'd see for yourself that he's still the same pony as he was before becoming a drone, except he now wears a full-body suit and gas mask.

You see, what sets Drone Inc.'s drones apart from other companies is that our drones are still individuals: their personalities aren't altered in any way, but our special rubber drone magic (patent pending) inside our patented gas masks affects their brain chemistry to reward obeying orders, commands, and requests with a triple-dose of dopamine and endorphins. Thus, when they fulfill an order, they get a euphoric high unlike anything you get in day to day life. As a result, they quickly become eager, happy — and some might say, desperate — to serve you!

As you can imagine, our drone program has an infinite number of uses! Turn your entire staff into drones, and watch your productivity skyrocket! Your personal servants will become endlessly dedicated to fulfilling your every need! For lots of kinky fun at home, turn your husband or wife into a drone for the weekend, and it'll be one you won't soon forget! Your minimum-wage employees not enjoying their job? Turn them into drones, and they'll be begging to come to work! We're also in talks with our penal system to turn all prisoners into drones who will be happy to serve their sentences and work off their debt to society!

And for those who are squeamish about the ethical implications of drones, don't worry: while they love obeying orders and commands, drones can still think for themselves and have their own lives and hobbies when they don't have any orders to carry out; they'll just immediately put them aside when you ask them to do something. And to ensure they don't get into any mischief, our magic also ensures they won't obey any orders that are illegal or lead to others being harmed. This means that, unlike other drones, they don't go around converting others against their will, or attempt to take over the world. And once those masks come off, the drone effect is immediately halted, the brain's chemistry is returned to normal, and the individual is their normal self once again.

Well, we'd better let Mr. Armor continue to carry out his duties. I'm sure Princess Cadance sent him off to do something important, and we wouldn't want to interrupt him! Now, if you'll follow me, let's go meet some other drones and talk about our special discounts when you buy our products in bulk!