I hope the Elizabethan English is mostly clear, at least in context. If anything is incomprehensible, I'd love to know.
There is a certain kind (and amount) of asset re-use over time that ends up becoming a proper easter egg. I'll be curious if anyone spots it. :)
There's also one other easter egg in here. At least, what I consider to be one. It may be lame, though.
Asset notes: (you may not care, but I am obliged to include this by asset licenses) Elements taken from "Paneled Room Revisited" by Wig42 CC-BY 3.0 https://www.blendswap.com/blend/12725 Bed modified from "Tudor Bedroom" by clive9 CC-BY https://www.blendswap.com/blend/16131 Some furniture taken 1d CC-0 https://www.blendswap.com/profile/29866