RD: "AJ, why the heck are you wearing a dress?!"
Rarity: "Well, it's nothing to call the tabloids over. Very much in line with AJ's sense of fashion…"
AJ: "Put a sock in it you two. I'm dressed as Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. What are you two?
Rarity: "Well I-"
RD: "I'm my secret superhero persona…ELECTRO PRISM DASH!! Fastest mare alive!"
Rarity: [glares]
AJ: "Don't you think including part of your REAL name in your superhero whatchamacallit defeats the whole secret aspect? I mean if I'm being fair…you just look like Rainbow Dash wearing a costume.."
RD: [looks in a mirror] "…Is it my blue fur that gives it away?"
AJ: "I don't know RAINBOW Dash. I can't imagine what your signature feature would be….RAINBOW Dash."
Rarity: [trying to catch AJ's attention] "Ehem?"
AJ: [rolls eyes] "And what are you dressed as Rarity?"
Rarity: "I'm so glad you ask! I'm dressed as a corpse bride. Very chic!"
RD: "And topical? Cuz like no one will marry you?"
Rarity: "PARDON?!?!!!!"
AJ: [backs away slowly]