"I can’t help but eat up all these tasty words… Though, sadly, while text is a nice snack… In this case, the pen is not mightier than the sword.
Oooh, but if I scroll down just a little there are some words I might need to use to my advantage! I must thank all of you for providing just the right entrée to this delicious disaster."
D-Does eating Tumblr messages count as bibliovore?