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@Sintakhra

@Background Pony #ED7B
I once tried, in all my wisdom, to stick my phone to the ceiling so I'd need to fully wake up to turn it off. What I didn't take into account was the phone becoming unstuck when it began vibrating. That was a very painful way to wake up, Nokia to the Head </3

Ocellus: Smolder, where were you?

Gallus: Yeah, you always get to the Keurin (parody name for "Keurig") in the student lounge before I do, so I just assumed you got stuck in the toilet again.

Smolder: *extremely angry* …

Sandbar: Guys, I think something bad happened to Smolder. She's usually quiet about these things.

Yona: Should Yona get professor Maud's lava suits for friends?

Sandbar: Smolder? Do you want to talk about it?

Smolder: *holds up broken phone* This fell on my horns when I woke up this morning.

Sandbar: Youch. That looks expensive.

Smolder: It is.

Ocellus: You wanna hug it out?

Smolder: *nods yes*

Silverstream: Sorry I'm late, guys! I got stuck in the toilet again— what happened to your phone, Smolder?

Smolder: *prepares to breathe fire onto Silverstream*

Sandbar: Smolder, stop!! *tackles Smolder*

Smolder: GET OFF OF ME!!!

Sandbar: I don't want you to roast Silverstream the same you roasted Gallus!!

Smolder: You know what?! *tosses Sandbar aside* I'm going back to bed. This is the worst day ever. *walks off*

Sandbar/Ocellus/Gallus/Yona/Silverstream: …

Ocellus: Should I check on her?

Gallus: You probably should, but you might want professor Maud's lava outfit.

Ocellus: I'm good.

Gallus: It's your funeral.

Sandbar: *hits Gallus*

Gallus: What?

Me: I just unexpectedly connected this description story to this image: >>2379847