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Still recovering from her wounds, Discord’s antics did not brighten Ember’s mood in the slightest, and she made that clear by openly groaning from the edge of the table.

He mumbled over the transcript that read “MLP Season 9 Premiere”, reading his lines over and over and skimming the rest. “Let’s see, let’s see, let’s see… Ah, yes! I take over the form of Grogar, I bring back these classic villains, and I offer them the chance to unite in terms of friendship and endearment in order to strike down Twilight and her friends!”

Lowering the parchment with a wide smile on his jagged lips, Discord removed his glasses in order to read the room. It didn’t spell anything pretty. In fact, everypony was practically frowning, glaring, or even fuming his way. Tough crowd, Discord imagined, but not entirely in the wrong.

“It sounds… a lot more malicious now that I’m reading it over…” Discord murmured, rolling the parchment tightly within his hands. He dissolved both the scroll and his glasses from existence as he stood there awkwardly, hands behind his back, shoulders high, and an awkward grin on his lips. “But you all understand, don’t you?”


“Not really,” Spike replied.

“No,” Shining Armor said.

“You’re a lunatic,” Bon Bon added.

“Thank you, dearie, but I wasn’t asking for compliments at the moment. Drop by when we’re in business after the pandemic,” Discord said, slithering next to Bon Bon’s cheek and booping her nose. She rubbed it quickly, scowling in his direction.

He continued, slithering back to the head of the map. “Look, I was only working in the best intentions at the time! Twilight and her friends face off against their most hated foes all at once during Twilight’s coronation! Using the magic of friendship, she finally defeats them once and for all and gains the confidence needed to become the ruler of all of Equestria! It was foolproof!”

“Except for the part where Tirek, Chrysalis, and Cozy Glow spread disharmony throughout Equestria under your nose,” Rainbow Dash mumbled.

“An’ the part where they united against you an’ stole yer magic,” Applejack groaned.

“And don’t forget Sombra going off on his own and infecting all of Equestria and beyond!” Discord triumphantly said, talon pointed to the skies.

Everypony froze. Their bemusement quickly transformed into shock, which quickly changed into anger. All of which was directed solely to Discord. Noticing the sudden shift in atmosphere, his talon deflated like a balloon.




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