Page 1526 — Pinkie Probz, Part 2
27th Apr 2021, 6:00 AM in Intermission 14

Author: Winged Cat

Guest Author's Note: Rarity's and Rainbow Dash's joke aside, relaxation and intoxication are quite different and should not be confused. Fluttershy's mint julep, for instance, is an alcohol-free version.

Newbiespud's Note: New Spudventures is up! How are our woodland Vagabonds doing after an impromptu and chaotic prison break?
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Pinkie Pie: But! Our DM asked me to do one thing for you before the game.
Fluttershy: What's that?

Applejack: …no way.
Rainbow Dash: No way!
Rarity: There was a drink collection here all this time and I never noticed?!?
Fluttershy: There, there, everyone fumbles perception checks now and then, even in real life.

Pinkie Pie: So the exact words were, "These are to be served before the game, to give them fortitude."
Twilight Sparkle: Huh. These labels are so faded, I can't tell what's in them or how old these are.

Applejack: I'm sure they'll be fine. Our DM wouldn't keep poison around.
Pinkie Pie/Rainbow Dash/Rarity/Fluttershy/Twilight Sparkle (separately): Yeah.

Rainbow Dash: Wait a minute. There's no alcohol at all in this one.
Applejack: Yeah! This one's just plain apple juice.
Rarity: This does seem fresher than I would expect.

Pinkie Pie: That's because I brewed them up yesterday. They're to give you fortitude, not to get you drunk.
Rarity: Sweet mercy. You mean, we're expected to endure this session…
Rarity: …s-sober?
Rainbow Dash: There, there. It'll be fine. We can get through this. We will get through this.