Target:Purple honey I love you but why are you 99% purple & why is your hair and tail short?
Purple Artist: Target honey it's unknown why I'm 99% Purple but I have short mane & tailitise where my hair and tail will be short if you want you can break up with me before I propose one day.
Target:I won't break up with you I told you on day 1 I'll stick with you even though we're boyfriend and girlfriend one day we'll have cute foals.
Purple:Are you sure Target because there's about 15-25% our foals might get short mane and tailitise disease?
Target:I said yes I love you very much I don't care I maybe a special forces pony I want to bear your foals.
Purple:I love you Target you make me the happiest stallion.
Target:I love you too honey.