My OC's Purple Artist and Thud Rapider talking in her Ponyville house.
Purple:Ms This Rapider we maybe co workers but why did you move thousands of miles from Zebrast to Ponyville?
Thud Rapider: Silly Purple I was born here but laid low. Also what's with my brother wanting to sleep with your wife?
Purple:Last time I checked my wife is a sweetie pie but she only likes ponies but she isn't a speciest.
Thud:You can give me your "Sweet Pie" if you don't have nothing against Zebras.
Purple:Oh my "Sweet Pie" you want to have sex with me a married stallion. No thanks I don't want a chance to impregnate you.
Thud:Too bad I'm in heat & I would rather be impregnated by you then anypony else. GIVE ME A ZONY!
Purple:A Zony?
Thud:A Zebra and Pony hybrid.
Purple:I'm going to get divorced!
Purple:Why is your house red?
Thud:I like red.