Hello hello hello, and welcome to another #ponymakeover!

Today our customer is cousin Orchard Blossom, nominated by Captain_Hairball…. No wait, he suggested Big Mac, not his drag persona. Well too bad, dis what you gettin' XD As a MASSIVE fan of drag, there was no way I was going to miss this opportunity!

The look Orchard had was cute with the Dolly Parton wig, but it didn't exactly set the sky on fire. The color of the lipstick and blush was COMPLETELY wrong for her complexion, and navy ballet flats with a pastel dress? No. Queen didn't even cinch her waist! So I was resolved to up her game.

As a diehard Rupaul's Drag Race fan, I had to pay tribute to the classic looks of Mama Ru herself, with the amazing gowns by Zaldy and the big blond hair and make up by Mathu Anderson (I mean, before he filled one of RuPaul's wigs with water and slapped it on her head when he was denied a raise, but that is T to be spilled another time.) Also the Southern belle — type queens usually like their big sparkly pageant gowns, so what could possibly work better for Miss Blossom than a layered dress with tons of rhinestones and flowers, all in delicious fruity colors! And of course I put her in a decent corset and took in that figure. If you can breathe without gasping, you are not doing pageant drag right.

Seriously, if you are not watching RuPaul's Drag Race, you are missing out on one of the best things in the universe ;D

Anyhooves, hope you like it, and remember: we are all born naked and the rest is drag <3<3<3

Please keep the nominations coming!