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Now live from the Empire of Equestria in the capital of Greater Canterlot, it’s Empress Twilight with a positive song for all citizens of Equestria!
Empress Twilight: Hey everypony! You know ruling a vast enpire is not all fun and games, but when ever I get sad and gloomy..I simply think of my favorite things. Spike? Start the song!
Spike: 🎵Forcing order and government purges, that’s how she acts all her monsterous urges,
Big Brother plots that would make Orwell blush.🎵
Empress Twilight: 🎵These are the things that give me a rush!🎵
Spike: 🎵Spying on rebels and imprisoning Ember, that’s how she keeps in check her temper. Turning creatures dreams into scary nightmares!” 🎵
Empress Twilight: 🎵That is the way I forget all my cares!🎵
Spike: 🎵When the so called evil three attempted to take over and we’re seen as vile. 🎵
Empress Twilight: 🎵I simply laugh while they all turn to stone and that really makes me smile! 🎵
Spike: 🎵Feasting like Celestia while creatures live on rations annexing all of their former nations!🎵
Twilight: 🎵Starting my own personality cult!🎵
Spike: 🎵Doing away with those who might revolt! Sending her critics to rot in Tartarus, that’s how she got all her dumb polices to pass! Putting pony armies in all annexed lands. 🎵
Twilight: 🎵Thats only to make sure they meet my demands! 🎵
Spike: 🎵If ponies or creatures call for freedom or democracy!🎵
Empress Twilight: 🎵I’ll simply turn them all to stone, until noponys left buuut meeeee! is the way I forget all my cares!🎵
Spike: 🎵When the so called evil three attempted to take over and we’re seen as vile.🎵
Empress Twilight: 🎵I simply laugh while they all turn to stone and that really makes me smile!🎵
Spike: 🎵Feasting like Celestia while creatures live on rations annexing all of their former nations! 🎵
Twilight: 🎵Starting my own personality cult! 🎵
Spike: 🎵Doing away with those who might revolt! Sending her critics to rot in Tartarus, that’s how she got all her dumb polices to pass! Putting pony armies in all annexed lands. 🎵
Twilight: 🎵Thats only to make sure they meet my demands! 🎵
Spike: 🎵If ponies and creatures call for freedom or democracy! 🎵
Empress Twilight: 🎵I’ll simply turn them all to stone, until noponys left buuut meeeee!🎵
Spike: Twilight…doesn’t this go against all your teachings?
Empress Twilight: Of course not Spike, my brand of Imperialism is good, your living proof of that. Now most creatures will grow up to be like you. Isn’t that awesome?
Spike: Who are you and what have you done with Twilight!
Empress Twilight: Hey everypony! You know ruling a vast enpire is not all fun and games, but when ever I get sad and gloomy..I simply think of my favorite things. Spike? Start the song!
Spike: 🎵Forcing order and government purges, that’s how she acts all her monsterous urges,
Big Brother plots that would make Orwell blush.🎵
Empress Twilight: 🎵These are the things that give me a rush!🎵
Spike: 🎵Spying on rebels and imprisoning Ember, that’s how she keeps in check her temper. Turning creatures dreams into scary nightmares!” 🎵
Empress Twilight: 🎵That is the way I forget all my cares!🎵
Spike: 🎵When the so called evil three attempted to take over and we’re seen as vile. 🎵
Empress Twilight: 🎵I simply laugh while they all turn to stone and that really makes me smile! 🎵
Spike: 🎵Feasting like Celestia while creatures live on rations annexing all of their former nations!🎵
Twilight: 🎵Starting my own personality cult!🎵
Spike: 🎵Doing away with those who might revolt! Sending her critics to rot in Tartarus, that’s how she got all her dumb polices to pass! Putting pony armies in all annexed lands. 🎵
Twilight: 🎵Thats only to make sure they meet my demands! 🎵
Spike: 🎵If ponies or creatures call for freedom or democracy!🎵
Empress Twilight: 🎵I’ll simply turn them all to stone, until noponys left buuut meeeee! is the way I forget all my cares!🎵
Spike: 🎵When the so called evil three attempted to take over and we’re seen as vile.🎵
Empress Twilight: 🎵I simply laugh while they all turn to stone and that really makes me smile!🎵
Spike: 🎵Feasting like Celestia while creatures live on rations annexing all of their former nations! 🎵
Twilight: 🎵Starting my own personality cult! 🎵
Spike: 🎵Doing away with those who might revolt! Sending her critics to rot in Tartarus, that’s how she got all her dumb polices to pass! Putting pony armies in all annexed lands. 🎵
Twilight: 🎵Thats only to make sure they meet my demands! 🎵
Spike: 🎵If ponies and creatures call for freedom or democracy! 🎵
Empress Twilight: 🎵I’ll simply turn them all to stone, until noponys left buuut meeeee!🎵
Spike: Twilight…doesn’t this go against all your teachings?
Empress Twilight: Of course not Spike, my brand of Imperialism is good, your living proof of that. Now most creatures will grow up to be like you. Isn’t that awesome?
Spike: Who are you and what have you done with Twilight!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGED