So, there is a theory that if you are lactose intolerant, one can counter the effects of eating a pizza by drowning said pizza with vodka. The theory being that one's stomach will be to busy dealing with the vodka to care about the pizza.

Mac is quite convinced that Lars should try as it may improve her dispossession. A little bit. Maybe.

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'Just remember, you have to down an entire bottle after you eat each slice.'

'Are you sure, this theory sounds pretty hokey.'

'Relax, my mother was one of the wisest medicine women this way south of the Capital Wasteland.'

'If this has any negative consequences…'

'Just try it.'

'But-'

'Try it.'

'Fine! But you owe me Big!'