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I didn’t know this movie was so horny!

How could I know!? The box doesn’t have everything rated, and the text explaining it doesn’t do jack either!

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You could say "Species" isn't really an Alien rip-off, because it's…well, as far as Alien rip-offs go it's easily the worst and most unfortunately popular of them all. Did you know there's three sequels and a planned series that never came to fruition? I can't believe this concept had enough juice in the tank for one movie, let alone four. I've watched them all, and I can easily say they're all terrible. None of them even fall into the guilty pleasure realm, which is a big bummer but yeah.

I watched the second movie with my dad once, and boy was that a cringe worthy experience to sit through. That was, I think, what made me think of this idea. Besides the "Noises Noises" gag is still hilarious to me. I will use it at the slightest opportunity.

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