No, I don't ship them; stop saying that! XD
Yeah, I bet we've all had a crush like that once. The crush would have that one attribute which made all other personal flaws completely insignificant.
Partially inspired by a quip from a fight with Papyrus in Undertale. Only difference is spaghetti. I couldn't tell you where, but I'm sure everyone has memorized that game's conversations by now. XD