-Papers, please.

-What is the purpose of your trip?

-Visiting friends.

-Duration of stay?

-couple weeks.

-(Looking at the photo)

-¡DISCREPANCY DETECTED!

-It is not allowed to make jokes while taking the photo.

-What?, let me see my photo, what the hell!

-listen to me, it's not my fault, it was Gallus who distracted me while they took my photo.

-I will let you pass, once you have updated your photo.

-Entry Denied

-Great, you will pay for this Gallus, when I return I will give you an injury that you will never forget!


“Glory to Arstotzka”