"MhHHph! ulp Hey, egg-shaped!" an ever-rounding Rainbow Dash called out to the lavender lump; mere inches away from her if you were to count the distance between their bellies. "Pizza's 'ere."

"Awesome" she sounded out, still focused on an online class, typing away at her standing desk… Like that's literally a standing desk at that height- that's how fat she is. Her voice is starting to have a weird, yet understandable lethargy to it, like the rest of her life.

Something big happened to her this past November. Even before turkey day, the weight seemed to just manifest itself onto her faster than any of her fanatically fat friends had. It was as if something had possessed her entire body, like an alternate writer…
Oh, wait that's it, lmao.

Anyway, Twilight started to lazily nod her head, pleased by the speed of such a massive haul from a coalition of tri-state pizzerias. She shifted her eyes to the deliverywoman, whose blushed face was somewhat hidden by nine pizzas and a greasy bag of crazy bread.

"Oh, Hey neon. New job?" Twilight asked.




A birthday gift for another artist, [NeonGoThic](/profiles/NeonGoThic); now posted for everyone to enjoy.