Lance: If that xenophobic dark lord wants a hayburger, then by Celestia we'll give it to him. Puts hot sauce into the hay burger You gonna join me Solar or what?
Solar: Doesn't seem right. Smiles evilly But it feels so good. Pony Radish, the gnarliest stuff in Equestria.
Lance: Oh hold on, I got a jar of hoof nail clippings somewhere.
Solar: Oops, I dropped it in the toilet.
Lance: Well fish it out, and I'll dry it with my sweaty headband.
Later…
Lance: Chuckling This is the most diabolical burger ever spawned.