I found these Chinese MLP cards on Aliexpress & Taobao and my order finally came. Will be scanning and uploading them as I go.

This is card YH-F01-022. I suspect the “R” in the top right means “rare”, although this is silly as every pack has four of these “rare” cards guaranteed.

Back side: https://derpibooru.org/images/2844699

I am not a native Chinese speaker so these will be machine translated. If there are more accurate translations, I would be happy to edit the description.

TEXT:
斯奈尔

TRANSLATION:

"Sīnàiěr" / Snails [This one seems to be purely phonetic]