Born to Silly

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Mrs. Cake: Hiya, Phoenix! Let me go and grab those cupcakes you ordered.
Phoenix: Thank you, Mrs. Cake!

[Peers over at Dovely who's reading a book]

Phoenix: H-h-hiiii Dovely….how are you doing?
Dovely: [sniffs and turns a page]
Phoenix: Cool…cool…soooooo what are you reading?
Dovely: ….
Phoenix: Uh…so last week-
Dovely: [bitterly] Yesterday.
Phoenix: RIGHT. Yesterday! Have I really been coming in that often?
Dovely: Yes.
Phoenix: Heh heh heh…I guess I love sweets! So um, you were reading an old romance novel from the Ponnish region. Do you…like romance?
Dovely: ….
Chihiro: Ur such a perv, girl.
Phoenix: HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhhh….
Dovely: ….
Chihiro: ….
Phoenix: I-i-is it suddenly boiling in here? Woof! I wish I had big wings to fan myself off…you know…cuz' it's hot….and such…
Chihiro: This is painful.
Dovely: \*sigh….

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Dovely's normally quite good with customer service. He's just unimpressed with Phoenix's advances. Visiting 8 days in a row is not the most subtle gesture, not that Phoenix has been known for subtlety.
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