>Visit the kirin village
>Say nothing but insults to each one of them because they won't talk back anyways
>Subhuman jungle ponies
>Steal a loaf of bread for good measure
>Rain Shine is peeved
>Not peeved enough to go all nirik on you, but enough to make you walk a mile in a kirin's hooves
>As her horn alights, you feel your face start to push out into a muzzle
>A long, soft mane begins to sprout in place of your human hair
>A fine coat of fur marches its way along your torso & legs while hard, thick scales emerge from your back
>You try to escape the magic, but you can't escape the science
>As you begin to shrink, the mass-to-energy conversion causes you to combust
>Farewell, cruel world
>Death doesn't consume you, and you realize you're becoming a creature that can tolerate 21.4 trillion degrees of unbridled heat
>Casually dissipate the excess
>Look at your reflection now that the transformation's complete and you're 100% kirin
>You're… you're kind of cute…
>You could get used to this…
>They even let you keep the loaf of bread
>Everything turned out better than expected
>Smugkirin.jpg