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> Page 1690 — The Ratio of Pie
> 14th May 2022, 6:00 AM in [What About Discord?](https://friendshipisdragons.thecomicseries.com/archive/62874)
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> Based on a true story.
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> …The true story is that I've had too much pizza recently at time of writing.
Transcript:
> Fluttershy: So, Discord teleporting away and being officially on-the-run and at-large is sort of the bad news… but you also mentioned some good news?
> DM: Right, yes. I know I said that, but realistically you six probably aren't going to find out the full details about that yet. All you vaguely know is that the Elements of Harmony grazed him a little bit.
> Applejack: "Grazed," huh?
> DM: Discord, however, now a long distance away, will be finding out about this. So we're going to head into the other room for a bit to converse.
> Discord GM: Au revoire!
> (beat)
> Mane Six: \\<SIGH\>\
> Pinkie Pie: So! Who had "Bails and Runs Away at the Last Second"?
> Fluttershy: Oh, that was, um, me, I think.
> Applejack: Ah was all-in on "Gimmick Fight."
> Rarity: I hedged – I thought we'd get a 10-minute soliloquy first. Somehow I \*over\*estimated how much he likes to hear himself talk.
> Twilight Sparkle: I still think my guess of "Surprise Gotcha He Set Up Last Session" can still happen. But we set the terms at /before/ the Elements of Harmony were fired, so I think Fluttershy wins.
> Fluttershy: \Yay!\
> Rainbow Dash: Wait, was this betting pool thing a joke, or was there real money in it?
> Pinkie Pie: In a sense! She gets to redeem the reward coupon from all the pizza we've been ordering!
> Fluttershy: \Woohoo!\
> Rainbow Dash: …Oh. That's it?
> Pinkie Pie: At first we were like "Winner doesn't have to chip in for pizza this week!" but then we were like "So what's the new percentage with one less share?" and nooooooooo-ho-ho-ho we decided NOT to open that can of worms.
> 14th May 2022, 6:00 AM in [What About Discord?](https://friendshipisdragons.thecomicseries.com/archive/62874)
>
> Based on a true story.
>
> …The true story is that I've had too much pizza recently at time of writing.
Transcript:
> Fluttershy: So, Discord teleporting away and being officially on-the-run and at-large is sort of the bad news… but you also mentioned some good news?
> DM: Right, yes. I know I said that, but realistically you six probably aren't going to find out the full details about that yet. All you vaguely know is that the Elements of Harmony grazed him a little bit.
> Applejack: "Grazed," huh?
> DM: Discord, however, now a long distance away, will be finding out about this. So we're going to head into the other room for a bit to converse.
> Discord GM: Au revoire!
> (beat)
> Mane Six: \\<SIGH\>\
> Pinkie Pie: So! Who had "Bails and Runs Away at the Last Second"?
> Fluttershy: Oh, that was, um, me, I think.
> Applejack: Ah was all-in on "Gimmick Fight."
> Rarity: I hedged – I thought we'd get a 10-minute soliloquy first. Somehow I \*over\*estimated how much he likes to hear himself talk.
> Twilight Sparkle: I still think my guess of "Surprise Gotcha He Set Up Last Session" can still happen. But we set the terms at /before/ the Elements of Harmony were fired, so I think Fluttershy wins.
> Fluttershy: \Yay!\
> Rainbow Dash: Wait, was this betting pool thing a joke, or was there real money in it?
> Pinkie Pie: In a sense! She gets to redeem the reward coupon from all the pizza we've been ordering!
> Fluttershy: \Woohoo!\
> Rainbow Dash: …Oh. That's it?
> Pinkie Pie: At first we were like "Winner doesn't have to chip in for pizza this week!" but then we were like "So what's the new percentage with one less share?" and nooooooooo-ho-ho-ho we decided NOT to open that can of worms.
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