"But Twilight, that's no way to speak to a pony! I know it's tempting to seek revenge but it does no good to be rude back! You need to be mindful, for yourself and for others!"

- "Fuck off."


What do you get when you cross a magical horse society with advanced technology? An AU!


Meet our beloved snarky season 1 Twilight and her new companion robot, Tiny Twi. I'm not sure yet if Celestia or Twilight herself is the one to build such a cute lil bot, but either way it's a fun idea to explore. Twilight's constantly having to drag this… thing around with her, she can't trust it being out of her sight, who knows what it could do? It's sentient! Sentience makes for unpredictability! And especially annoying moral lectures, and even more annoying helpfulness. Hmph! The thing is constantly spouting nonsense about friendship- about how the world and magic depends on it. Such a ridiculous notion.

Admittedly though, even if it's like listening to chalk on a board whenever the bot speaks, it's changed Twilight's life in some ways. Changes she can't imagine being without. It's not like she actually cares about the little pony- I mean little bot- not at all! So she says.


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Btw the bell on Tiny Twi is so Twilight can't lose her lol, Rarity just insisted on making it look pretty