"Dear princess Celestia, Today I learned that a mare should always avoid pointing her butt towards dragons — even if he's just a baby one — unless she wants to get her rump scorched and singed. A mare should also keep herself (as well as her rear) no closer to a dragon than their fire breathing range, especially when she's expecting a letter soon. If the precautions listed above are decided to be ignored, she might wanna consider putting on fireproof panties beforehoof or buying a fireextinguisher for dealing with consequences.
*Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle*
P. S. — Would you kindly spare me a bottle of burn ointment for a week? I'd like to reduce the amount of days when I won't be able to sit" xD
The alternative version without burnmarks on Twilight's butt and smoke can be found here: https://sta.sh/026yfxdohnt0