(Meanwhile beneath the theatre understage)

(The Butler)
(Wearing gas mask)
Inspector, I’m not so sure if this is even legal! We COULD get into a lot of royal trouble for this!

(Inspector/Flight Engineer Mare)
(Wearing gas mask)
RELAX, it’s just a few tinctures of Queen Haven’s laudanum, mixed with a dose of rubbing alcohol. They’ll be knocked out before you can say “Rob’s Yer Gruncle”!


(Places laudanum and alcohol mix in ventilation shaft)