Background Pony #5059
Heard joke once: Mare goes to doctor. Says she's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says she feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pinkie Pie is in town tonight. Go and see her. That should pick you up." Mare bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor…I am Pinkie Pie.”