> "I'll get The Hub because I'm a Transformers fan," he said, "but I won't be watching any girly pony show."
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> Time passes.
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> "Well, I'll watch the show," he said, "but it's not like I'll be drawing any fan art."
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> Time passes.
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> "Maybe I'll sketch a little fan art," he said, "but it's not like I'm reading fan fiction."
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> Time passes.
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> "OK, this guy's [pony booze recipes](https://mylittlemixology.tumblr.com/) have amusing anecdotes attached to them; maybe I'll try [his fan fiction](https://www.fimfiction.net/story/6007/The-Flight-of-the-Alicorn)," he said, "it's not like I'm drawing fan art for someone's fanfic."
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> Time passes.
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> (If you see this, Prancypants, I hope you don't mind that I can't do the scene justice at all, but had to sketch it anyway.)