Colonel’s Log #2: Do you know the muffin girl? The one whose muffins suck? Sugar Belle had a cancelled batch to sell, and I told her that I’d buy them if she showed me her other goods too! She was a little coy with the proposal until I threw in an offer of a solid hundred. Soon she was eating a savory sausage roll with lots of sugar and cream! I considered keeping her for leftovers, but then I tasted those horrid muffins! As such, Sugar gets to walk home naked with an envelope filled with a solid hundred…cents. Best breakfast ever? Muffin to it! >:-)