"Didn't anypony teach you not to wake sleeping dragons?!"

'But. You're a pony?"

"I am so much more than that. I am fire. I am death. My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!

But I am much more than that. I have the power and abilities of a fully fledged unicorn. Look at my heads. Two heads. One mind, soul, and personality. One cannot beytray the other, for there is only the one.

And now? You will pay for waking me. And I do so love the taste of pony."

Twilight Sparkle, to ponies unfortunate enough to wake her up.