Jamesy: Lets be fair, the poor thing has been in the background for the past 10 years and this is the first ask it’s got.

Movie: You’re opening the door to the inanimate object fandom. You’ve ruined us all!

Jamesy: Oh stop being so fatalistic.

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That poor thing has been stuck in the background for the past ten years, and when it finally gets an ask it gets kink-shamed.

It's so upsetting. Yeah, that projector has seen everything.