Did a bit of tweaking here and there, followed the general formula for pop songs. Really simple, didn't do much, but I heard some people wanting a slightly longer version, so hah. Props to the original creators of the song and show:
Vocals: Jenny Nicholson
Music: Griffin Lewis, Lenich, Kirya

I tried to do that loop-annotation thing…just couldn't figure it out. I'm sure all of you know about youtuberepeat.com by now.

Lyrics:

When you're rife with devastation
There's a simple explanation:
You're a toymaker's creation
Trapped inside a crystal ball

And whichever way he tilts it
Know that we must be resilient
We won't let them break our spirits
As we sing [our] silly song

When I was a little filly, a galloping blaze overtook my city
So they shipped me off to the orphanage. Said, "ditch those roots if you wanna fit in"
So I dug one thousand holes and cut a rug with orphan foals
[Now] Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still, know the words to this song

When you've bungled all your bangles
And your loved ones have been mangled
Listen to the jingle jangle
Of my gypsy tambourine

'Cause these chords are hypnotizing
And the whole world's harmonizing
So please children stop your crying
And just sing along with me

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Chords:

Fm, C♯, D♯, G♯
Fm, A♯7, C♯, G♯
C7, C♯, D♯7, G♯
Fm, A♯7, C♯, G♯

Fm, C7, G♯, F
A♯, Dm, Ddim, D♯7
G♯, F, A♯7, D♯7
G♯, C, Edim, С♯

Fm, C♯, D♯, G♯
Fm, A♯7, C♯, G♯
C7, C♯, D♯7, G♯
Fm, A♯7, C♯, G♯