My Little Pony: Friendship needs to be tied down apparently…

Part 1: A Weekend Away (Part 1) by GarrettheGarret

Part 11: A Weekend Away (Part 11) by GarrettheGarret

That's nothing! Here's the alternative script for the shippers:

:iconhumanfluttershykind: : Oh Rainbow Dash! What are you doing in my bed?

:iconhuman-rainbow-dash: : Engaging in a sexual liaison with you, obviously…

:iconhumanfluttershykind: : Ooh! You mean Nook Nooks! Alright, we'll we'd better get back into bed and get on with it!

:iconhuman-rainbow-dash: : NO WAIT! I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!

Hehehe… you wish… :naughty: — dxd