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[EDIT Before anyone takes this too seriously, [which as I expected a few of you have] Lardarse McLazybollocks is nothing more than a parody, a symbol for all the characteristics people dislike when it comes to Pony O.C's:
1.Alicorn with no reason to be
2.All the mares want him, all the stallions want to be him
3.The most powerful character ever with absolutely no faults whatsoever
4. Just the typical Mary Sue

Nearly all my art is satirical, I poke fun at the fandom, and draw things that are not considered "Fandom appropriate" that's the way I do things, so all my pics that you see that are related to ponies that may cause offence to anyone, just do yourself a favour and get a sense of humour and lighten up! ;]

My Alicorn O.C Lardarse McLazybollocks, The most powerful flier in all of Equestria and the sexiest of all the stallions ever being interviewed by the beautiful clopable "Naggie Ballscoff"
The Mares of Equestria?~ He's shagged them all
Stallions?~ PFFT!, Their all committing suicide because they have nothing compared to Lardarse!
Got a female O.C?~ Lardarse has shagged them
Got a male O.C?~ if they haven't already killed themselves then they're planning on it!

I saw this thing on youtube about a week ago "Banned from Equestria Daily" it was about some loser brony who made a game of his O.C humping all the characters, I watched a bit of it and thought "Man this guy's fucking sad!" So I featured him in my last panel ;], he should be honoured to be drawn on the same piece of paper Lardarse! The number one male prostitute in Equestria!
First part of "The Boys" featuring my latest O.C "FaceAche" Bullying the fandoms favourite Blind Mary sue pony "Blowdrop"

For those of you who can't read the dialogue (I wouldn't be surprised because my writing is tiny in this one 0_o):

Naggie: Hello….NNGH!! and welcome to "The Boys", I'm Naggie Ballscoff and I'll be interviewing ……ah!, Lardarse McLazybollocks"

Twi, Pinkie, Dashie: GASP!, IT'S ….HIM!!


Dash: Kissing his neck MMM!! You're getting it tonight big boy!
Twi: Licking his horn UUUUUH!…..Soooooo sexy!
Pinkie Ramming her face under his floppy man tit PPPPPPPT! MMMMMM!!!

Naggie: Mr Lazybollocks, a stallion of few words and the most powerful flier in all of Equestria!


Applejack: Is that a SILO between your legs!?, Sooooo big!!

Naggie: Used to be names "Fastarse McCrazybollocks" in his hayday, before he became addicted to cakes and pies, becoming the sexy mountain of Alicorn meat he is today!


Celestia: I've been waiting 1000 years for this!
Luna: GIMMIE YOUR PONY HERPES!!

Naggie: He came to Ponyville to…..rest and lives in a shared house with two irrelevant Stallions…..OH I CAN'T HELP IT!!


Naggie: OUT OF THE WAY SLUTS! THIS ONE'S NAGGIES!


Soarin: Sniff It's Okay Spike! It'll all be over soon, we'll all be in pony heaven before you know it!, Hey who's the red guy?

Spike: WOAH! SHIT! Why am I first?!, Soarin, put me down!

Big Mac: Sob Don't know, Don't care, he made the right choice in killing himself. We're not worthy to be on the same planet as Lardarse McLazybollocks! Death is the only way! and Spike, you know this is the right thing, so stop being a little bitch and put your head in the noose!

Time: Longer than it should have taken, Man I've been so slow :/, Been very busy lately and my uncle is staying oner and like the rest of my family, he doesn't know about my love of the cartoon

Medium: Promarkers, Flexmarkers, finelines, white gel pen
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