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6927059 | | +-SH tifu / my (20f) girlfriend of two years told me the music that i (25m) play during sex is weird and a major turn off a little back story; when i first started having sex i researched into ways to be better as i was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what i was doing. i read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance. i searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which i was comfortable matching the rhythm. there are a few songs to my playlist. however there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favourite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way. i don't understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, it's a good love making song with good rhythm. i feel the way i fucked up is i could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any songs she'd like to add/change. but to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has just been ruined by my music has left the whole situation feeling awkward and i'm a bit annoyed. i pretty much played this tune every single time so the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it, when i thought the complete opposite is annoying but also embarrassing in ways. not to mention my previous partners, however they never complained about the song so maybe it's just her? it's fucked up the relationship tbh because sex feels awkward now. the other day we were having sex with no music but i was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. she recognised this and asked me to stop. i thought this song was perfect and i always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. i usually bust to this song and find it devastating she hates the song. the song itself tl;dr she hates my love making tunes and didn't tell me for over two years making sex now awkward.0 | Removed | | Megalith Stop! This user is a staff member. Ask them before reverting their changes. |
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6927059 | | +-SH i was in school right? its 3rd period, english (or as i like to call it lame period) and my teacher tries starting the lession. i shouted "today i fucked up!" at the top of my lungs and looked around the classroom to see if anybody was laughing. my teacher looked at me a frowned like i was an idiot. i couldnt let him be anti-cbatic to me though. no one understood my humor. i guess they're normies lol. i knew that since they didnt get the cbat reference. i made another cbat reference, so i jumped out of my desk while the teacher was mid lesson and i screamed "2 years?!?!?!?!" and "my girlfriend hates my sex music" as a joke but nobody laughed and my teacher looked shocked. i got sent to the principals office and told the principal i was joking and i didnt even lose my virginity yet, it was just a meme. of course the principal is too old to understand so i thought of a joke that he'd get. i ran out of the principals office and started screaming "a little back story, when i first started having sex, i researched into ways to be better as i was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what i was doing!" but they didn't the joke and now theyre sending me to a mental asylum because they didnt get the reference and thought i was insane.0 | Removed | | Megalith Stop! This user is a staff member. Ask them before reverting their changes. |
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6927059 | | +-SH send me some young girl ass photos i need to cum thank tyler life it's not november0 | Removed | | Megalith Stop! This user is a staff member. Ask them before reverting their changes. |
6927059 | | +-SH people look at me weirdly. what? am i the only one that knows about the statistics? is everyone in here just some kinda normie? they stared at me so hard0 | Removed | | Megalith Stop! This user is a staff member. Ask them before reverting their changes. |
6927059 | | +-SH and after a few seconds of me waiting for everyone to get the joke0 | Removed | | Megalith Stop! This user is a staff member. Ask them before reverting their changes. |
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