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Wait? Even me? Mmm hmm. Seriously? I love you. I am strong friends with you too.
This makes no sense at all. Someday when you're older you will understand. Well- I'm pretty old now.
How old do I have to be? I don't know. 12? In pony years? Dog years? Months? Heh. I dunno.
Rarity, the season's almost over and we don't have a bad guy lined up. But we just finished episode 12!
I just want to let you know that I'm your mother. Also here's a horn; you've earned it.
Uh… I already have a horn. Fine; you want a second tail, a pair of wings, or an extra pair of legs?
That second tail sounds lovely. Got an extra liver in there? I got a massive cider contest coming up.
Eh… sure, why not? I have a degree in biomancing; I may as well put it to work. I regret asking for just a pair of wings now.
I know, right? We have horns; we can probably just levitate or teleport to wherever-the-heck we want.

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!http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/r/princesscelestiaplz.png?1! Wait? Even me? !http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/rarityplz.png?1! Mmm hmm. !http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/r/princesscelestiaplz.png?1! Seriously? !http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/rarityplz.png?1! I love you. !http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/r/princesscelestiaplz.png?1! I am strong friends with you too.
!http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/w/twilightsparkleplz.jpg?1! This makes no sense at all. !http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/raritysmilingplz.png?1! Someday when you're older you will understand. !http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/w/twilightsparkleplz.jpg?1! Well- I'm pretty old now.
!http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/w/twilightsparkleplz.jpg?1! How old do I have to be? !http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/rarityduckfaceplz.jpg?1! I don't know. 12? !http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/w/twilightsparkleplz.jpg?1! In pony years? Dog years? Months? !http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/rarityduckfaceplz.jpg?1! Heh. I dunno.
!http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/r/princesscelestiaplz.png?1! Rarity, the season's almost over and we don't have a bad guy lined up. !http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/raritywhatplz.png?1! But we just finished episode 12!
!http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/r/princesscelestiaplz.png?1! I just want to let you know that I'm your mother. !http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/raritywhatplz.png?1! !http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/r/princesscelestiaplz.png?1! Also here's a horn; you've earned it.
!http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/raritywhatplz.png?1! Uh... I already have a horn. !http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/r/princesscelestiaplz.png?1! Fine; you want a second tail, a pair of wings, or an extra pair of legs?
!http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/rarityjoyplz.png?2! That second tail sounds lovely. !http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/d/a/dashcakeheadplz.png?1! Got an extra liver in there? I got a massive cider contest coming up.
!http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/r/princesscelestiaplz.png?1! Eh... sure, why not? I have a degree in biomancing; I may as well put it to work. !http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/t/w/twilightsparkleplz.jpg?1! I regret asking for just a pair of wings now.
!http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/r/princesscelestiaplz.png?1! I know, right? We have horns; we can probably just levitate or teleport to wherever-the-heck we want.

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