"Oh Man, That's Definitely A Lot, Gummy! You've Had Hold It For An Entire Day Is No Wonder Why You're Filling That Toilet Up!"
"Well, Try To Control It To Make Sure You Won't Block The Toilet! Let Me Show You A Tip, Sometimes You Should Look At Your Waste Down Inside The Bowl To See That If You're Already Let Out A Lot But You're Still Have More To Go, Then Flush The Toilet First, Then You Can Continue Your 'Business'!" (Except When You're On A Plane's Toilet).