THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE

Mr. Boss x Starlight Glimmer — The Boss of Smiling Friends, despite running a company dedicated to helping others, hides a lot of darkness deep within his psyche. Nobody can really describe it except through his manifesto, which only scratches the surface of his quest for…oh god why would anyone write this? He loves his company and his boys but he clearly desires power of some sort. Starlight, despite being reformed, struggles with a deep-seated need for control too, even using her own magic to its ends. She’s one bad influence away from backsliding into evil…and Mr. Boss is that bad influence. As a duo, both of them profess that their main goal is to spread cheer, and they both mean it in their own ways. But they are also a danger to society. Moral of the story: Don’t introduce Starlight Glimmer to firearms.