Behold, your new heroic super bitch team! They are here to shave the day!
Created for that Xavier-like bossman, DarksideStraxus!

So who are these mysterious mary sues?

From Left to Right…
The Batbear! Defender of Social Justice!
Super Derpy! Special Powers and Special Needs!
Pega Pussy! The World's Greatest Clop Burglar!
Wundead Woman! Queen Bitch of The League!
Wowstique! Vag-Shifting Mutant Uber Dyke!
Femi-Spider! Battling Against ALL Male Supervillians!
Trampirella! Retro Junkie and Team Pet!

Don't you feel safe now, citizen?