A bit more brushing. She won't stop until she looks perfect.
  Dad! Why?!   I told you to behave. A young lady shouldn't show off like that.   I do behave! Rage   I told you to clean your room. Several… years… ago.   I did clean my room! O_o   You covered the mess with a blanket and told me to not walk over it.   Um… It's my secret stash. Shrug   The whole house is your "secret stash". I clean the ceiling from peanut butter.   It wasn't me. O_o   I was there when you launched that jar with a chair-slingshot.   … Grump   That's why.