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Spiral

i hate the antichrist
@Dumbshwick McGee
@Background Pony #F635
@Lotus
How to differ a stallion from a mare
1. No eyelashes
1.1. If whoever created the OC and says it's a mare but she has no eyelashes, you bully that person and either force them to add eyelashes or turn that mare into a stallion
2. Muzzle shape, though it may vary between the art styles so it's not always the case
Spiral

i hate the antichrist
@Background Pony #C3A9
@Spiral
>If you don't spend hours of your god given time explaining me shit — you're hiding your tail!
Nice one, zibba.

>asks question requiring an explanation
>gets explanation that requires a counter-argument
>"oh no ur just wrong i win"
Come on, man!
Background Pony #C3A9
@Spiral
>If you don't spend hours of your god given time explaining me shit — you're hiding your tail!
Nice one, zibba.
Background Pony #C3A9
@Spiral
Woah, that's some 300 ICQ arguments. Too bad they don't make a lot of sense in the kind of context you put it in
>ponies are inferior to zebras
Yeah, i think i can see where you're getting at with your delusional larping
Spiral

i hate the antichrist
@Background Pony #C3A9
Wouldn't "((Alicorns))" want to flood every possible space with zebras? Or are you just way out of touch as per usual?

Why would they?
Looking at the only zebra shown, Zecora:
1. Lives in the forest that ponies are scared to go to because of all the dangerous creatures and such
2. Lived in that place for a while (her hut was full of stuff and not empty) before showing up in Ponyville — meaning that:
- she didn't need to visit the town for food or medicine, she is a perfect forager
- she didn't need to visit the town for medical attention, as she is either:
A. was never seen by any creature living there, as she is a master of stealth
B. was seen by a creature and completely obliberated it without getting hurt or only had minor injuries as she is a master of combat
C. could have been hurt at some point (creatures, sharp tree sticks, tripping and falling), but healed herself as she is a master of medicine
D. all of the above
3. lived there for some time, and when she showed up in Ponyville, no one knew who she was, meaning that all this time she was unnoticed, as she is a master of camouflage and stealth
4. when Applebloom steals and chugs Zecora's Heart Desire potion and gets cutiepox, Zecora knows exactly how to heal it and gives the potion that would help Applebloom despite her stealing one before
5. knows the fauna of the forest she lives in — knows what Poisonjoke does to ponies
5.1. knows how to make a cure for that plant, makes them for affected Mane6 before they even asked for it (bonus, quote from Wikia: "The hut is further wrecked by Rainbow Dash's uncoordinated flying". Still gives them the potion after that). Twilight asks for more cures just in case, and again, Zecora is glad to help
6. makes Twilight drink acid laced cum
7. probably more stuff in episodes I haven't watched

TL;DR: the only shown zebra, Zecora, is kind-hearted master of foraging, medicine, alchemy, combat and stealth. Why would the alicorns want to have more zebras in Equestria? To show ponies that they are inferior to zebras?
Background Pony #42B5
@Megalith
I wouldn't even use that word. "Rebooted" implies a plan and a vision.

It was pretty apparent that after Lauren Faust left, most every subsequent episode was written by people who never looked at the show bible. After Season 3 most episodes were written by people who had never bothered to watch an episode of the show. The movie was written by people whose sole contact with the property appears to have been walking past a display of the toys. This wasn't a reboot. It was a free-for-all, with no one willing or able to impose any kind of order on the chaos, much less any kind of overarching vision. Continuity? What's that? The little kids who buy the toys don't care about that.
Background Pony #C3A9
Wouldn't "((Alicorns))" want to flood every possible space with zebras? Or are you just way out of touch as per usual?
Background Pony #C8BA
@Spiral
All of those creatures live in areas visible on a map of equestria and it's neighboring countries. The zebra homeland is still not visible on that map.
Background Pony #C8BA
Its because zebras come from very very far away. It's super rare to see a zeeber in equestria.
Background Pony #C447
because fuck you worthless barcode on legs, littered with junk and inferior genes