Part 1: >>710658
Part 2: >>758235
Side Story 1: >>You are here
Side Story 2: >>771358
Side Story 3: >>795562
Side Story 4: >>799177
Part 3: >>953923
Part 4: >>TBA

We need a volunteer to comfort the alp-luachra! Just, I don't know, fill the sink with some hot water and let her lounge in it while you reassure her until she's fit to return to the wild, or something. She had one hell of a surprise last night.

(Yes, I was drunk from beginning to end while making this)