Serious question

Poll results: Do you fap to ponies?

I fap to ponies and it turns me on.
31.58% 6 votes
I fap ponies and they like it.
31.58% 6 votes
I fap to ponies ironically.
15.79% 3 votes
Ponies fap to me.
15.79% 3 votes
I don't fap to ponies. Its just a biblical joke.
5.26% 1 vote

Poll ended with 19 votes.

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