Serious question

Poll results: Do you fap to ponies?

I fap ponies and they like it.
45.45% 5 votes
I fap to ponies and it turns me on.
36.36% 4 votes
I fap to ponies ironically.
9.09% 1 vote
Ponies fap to me.
9.09% 1 vote
I don't fap to ponies. Its just a biblical joke.
0.00% 0 votes

Poll ended with 11 votes.

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