"Waidaminute. Is this all some kinda gag?" Applejack asked.

When Pinkie Pie's grin got wider, Applejack realized the pitfall she'd apparently swan-dived into. "You could say that." Pinkie Pie leaned closer to Applejack so that her mouth was almost-but-not-quite touching her ear. "I can make those faces too."

And that's how Pinkie Pie learned that you can ripen Apples with words.

A thing that happened. With @DamagedFics Inspired by this weird pic of a seductive pumpkin (well, squash)

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