gameartsjoy said:
Flir-troduce yourself. It's like introducing yourself, but while flirting.

You roll a 1 (required 9). Critical failure.

You pull the seadog into a friendly hug, and introduce yourself as an explorer with a penchant for exotic creatures.

After complimenting her piscine tail, you seductively ask whether she tastes more like a dog, or like a fish.

Not a moment after you finish your sentence, you find that the seadog has vanished from the scene, leaving behind but a ripple in the sea. Too forward, maybe?

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