@Background Pony #FBD2

Sorry, man. That's a critical review of it that deconstructs the cognitohazards in a snarky way. It's much, much safer than this seemingly innocuous image, which might prompt someone to naively search for its inspiration.

Personally, the story did not make me want to be the pet. It un-made me want to be the pet. Any fantasy I may have had of wanting to be the pet was well and truly tainted by that insipid schlock. But my brain's kind of wired backwards, so other people will fall in love with… it. That's not love though. Beware.

@skybrook2
And for those who aren't faggots sharing that without warnings:
ZEPHYR'S TALE IS A COGNITOHAZARD.
DO NOT READ OR LISTEN TO IT OR REVIEWS OF IT IF YOU ARE PRONE TO BEING EASILY INFLUENCED OR CONVINCED, OR IF YOUR PARENTS WERE EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE AND YOU HAVE NOT RECOUPED LACK OF LOVE.
IT WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO BE THE PET.

for those who need context…