I would've loved to participate but after I got myself through my surgery (had to deal with varicocelle) something went wrong. And I mean very very wrong.
Have you watched that episode from southpark called "medical fried chicken"? I can now relate to Randy Marsh. It hurts as hell. God, I wish I won't die.
Anyway, since it's 4chan you need some quality shitposting on that banner. Otherwise people will ignore it. Ponerpics needs to apeal to your daily 4chan faggot.
We need a bait. A bigger bait we have — the better. Make it look like a shitpost that promices something and people will bite.
If you are planning to promote on /mlp/ then say that you are DNP free.