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I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do
He said that

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor, he gave me this advice
He said that

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

You've been keeping love from me just like you were a miser
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself a guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart

My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

You've been keeping love from me just like you were a miser
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself a guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart

My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you
Oh, baby

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Come on and ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night
I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's hump palace lookin' for love
It had been a while, in fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come
And went since that midnight run haulin' hog to shakey town on I-10

I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
Through a pair of daisy duke cut-offs
And one of those fruit of the loom Tank-tops
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips
Milky white skin and baby blue eyes, name was Russell

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, shallow grave
This pretty little thing come up to me
And starts kneadin' my balls like hard boiled eggs in a tube sock
Said her name was Bambi and I said
"Well, that's a Coincidence darlin'
'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a Deer"

Well, she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
As I do my little kooky dance and then she told me to shush
I guess she could sense my desperation
Of course, it's hard to hide a hard-on
When you're dressed like Minnie Pearl

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make
All my fantasies come true
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks gives birth to somethin' resemblin' a
Cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in Tuna Town if you know what I mean
Got to nail her back at her trailer
Heh, that rhymes, I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch
Gave the tranny a spin and slid on into the
Stinky pinky gulp n' guzzle big rig snooze-a-stop
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of Throb
When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of the milk carton

Well, my heart just dropped
So I decided to do what any good Christian would
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold
A half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher
When your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
I never thought missing children could be so sexy
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

A drunk? A drug addict
A motherly protector of the young?
Another bed-staining cunt?
An agresor that needs to be told?
Or just a craven lust-driven individual
Channelling confusion and fear
Into a sickly limp repetitive craft
You say you loved sex?
You'll love being hated for the act
The filthier the abuse and the desperate underage details
Only words
But they’re words I collect
Words I fuck
Thoughts and campaigners I covet and care so very much about that I keep the showy wrapping text
Perfect pure products
It wants truth
It wants to be fooled
It needs to be convinced
It’s looking for something to believe
A suggestion on what works
This is what adults do
Isn't it better to think
About what the fuck it is we really want
Why we do the things we do
The things that really haunt us, affect us, truly touch us
And these things we really we truly scare about the nightmares
Would you feel better off without you?
We now know how it was always so even more ordinary, even more sloppy and even more disappointing
Your tired slow tendered dissociated fucking core
Slides onto this floor
Dividing your split dysfunctioning carcass
Then it must be time to go inside and find out what the fuck it is that you really want
What do you want to be when you grow up?

I wanna fuck a pony, yeah they got me crazy
I wanna get, with a small pastel horse
Tell me that it’s weird, but I think you’re just coping,
Cause really how could any woman compete?

Hooved girls, cause they stand on four
making busty women look like literal whores
When I find one, things are getting hot and lewd
Now baby your pussy juice in my mouth shall pour

Perfectly sized, they were made for me
You can take them in your arms, it was meant to be
Drop the steed, interbreed, and fulfill my need
for her snowpity, I’m so greedy for that human on pony

They’re so hot when they’re showing that chest fluff
Better stay clothed if I don’t I might jump to take a huff
Mind’s a blur of all the things I’d do
once a pony gets me in her hooves



I could be a pet, or dominate
top or bottom any hole what difference does it make
if we fuck and fuck and fuck and go at it all night long
is it right cause it don’t feel wrong

Yeah the ponies got it all
from the looks the tools and did I mention that they’re adorable?
Once you go mare nothing can compare
All the women they just won't dare

Women, don't have something, called snowpity
That can make you twist, and turn, and squirm, at the drop of a hat
Now tell me, can your babe do that?

I think not cause she’s just a babe
and she ain’t got that mare drive
Cause I give ‘em 30 seconds till she’s out like a light
but a mare keeps going keep me up all night



Just the thought, has me hot, got a flow, like a waterfall
Play a game of Buck Ball minus the Ball
against, a wall, do it on the Ponyville fruit stalls
even on the Mayor’s desk, in the town hall

Keep your women, ponies got me harder
We’ll bang more, and the children, will be better
Tell me they’re not real but you got no reason
Get ‘em in my bed, and it’s open season

Man the thought has got me restless
could you handle THE estrus
The bed, will rock, the head of my cock
spraying seed, deep inside her tight horse pussy

How do their pussies taste, is it sweet or salty?
Anon tell me how to make a batch of their sweet honey
Open up the portal and let me through
cause I wanna fuck a pony baby let me ride you

Shouldn't they be asking themselves why?
The feel the way they do about this?
Perhaps a change of prespective is required, rather than carrying on and simply hiding of the truth
But you life surrounded of lies so well that
The line between who you are is diffuse
You're more like something someone told you to be
A barely visible reflection of what you want to imitate
Who are you trying to imitate with so many falsehoods?
Is that lie what makes you feel safe?

Wrong way on a one way track, seems like I should be getting somewhere, somehow neither here nor there.

One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mockin' me
Actin' like I was part of your property
Rememberin' all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then, but it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this, there's only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this, there's only one thing you should know
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter

There's this hole inside of them
Empty, hollow, vacated
It's like you ask yourself is this it?
Is this what i've been fucking living for?
This is it? isn't life disappointing?
Constantly misled, deceived, and perpetually lied to
It's time to take your own life
And examine it
Because might you might find yourself saying this is it?
This is all I have ever lived for
As you walk through life light
Because you're walking utterly empty

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling
I can't seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced)
(That there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure
Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
Discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me
Distracting, reacting
Against my will I stand beside my own reflection
It's haunting
How I can't seem

@Background Pony #01CA

he only has one joke

Now he has two.

@Background Pony #01CA
>rent free

@Appulman
Just give me those keks

@Background Pony #01CA
ooo I really hit a nerve with you kek

@Appulman
>Insults his friends
>asks to be forgiven (((drunk)))
>curses his "enemies"
>continue posting
>I wonder who it reminds me of?
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@Background Pony #01CA
hihi saw my rambling did ya? that shit was funny
what do you know about friends anon?

@Appulman
That's why you can't stop crying for a friend?
Oh and I forgot the most important one: drunk

@Background Pony #01CA
can't help it, fags never stop being a punchline

@Appulman
Look at our star comedian, unfortunately he only has one joke

Is this the son of whom his parents have never been proud?
Is this the person to hide because of the shame it entails?
What are you looking for?
An answer?
For what?
To be able to satisfy you?
You crave the chastity
You've fetishized near everything
Your brain still fried from desires your mind can't comprehend
And in this case it's because you're trying to force it
You have no one else left to blame
It's hindering your empathy
Your lack of love for anything
Again, Who are you without all this?

@Background Pony #09DB
teen angst most likely, a level of self obsession rarely seen outside of /lgbt

@Background Pony #546D
Is this some kind of edgelord song lyrics, or is someone just in a bad mood?

You have nothing to be proud of
Just a bunch of behaviors you wanted to replicate
An individual who pales in comparison to his size
That's why you have to repeat the words
Copy the images
Obey What-They-Say
Forcing yourself to follow what others expect of you
That's why you're looking for something that makes you feel it
Why do you repeat your father's footsteps?
Who was he?
To your mother he was nobody
And that's how she sees you

Are you starting to remember all those times I was there?
That smell that's now a relief for you?
Before, you could smell it in the breath of every cry directed at you
What was she doing?
What did you expect her to do?
You should feel emasculated
Every time you change
Every time you have to try to remember a new face
But wasn't it something sacred?
Now you see it
You stayed in those years
Looking for something that will console you
Now you console yourself

Do you remember the time when you were in the room?
Surrounded by strangers who told you everything is going to be okay, nothing is going to change?
Do you remember the lies?
Are you able to remember every fuzzy shadow that was waiting to be in the delay, even next to family photos?
Are you still confused by what happened?
There's no more fear
Deafs don't know what the apologies sound like
Mute people never had the need to say it
The blind will believe that the world is a dark cage when you do not show them the light
Why do you think the word functional would describe you?