Ponerpics community collaboration event

Do we have collaboration of 2023?

i would also like to know

Yee boi, another collab here we gooo

I'm too caught up at the moment with not getting expelled from uni for having failed any discipline. And getting expelled in russia means immediate military enlistment so I'd rather not have that. Someone else has to fill the role of a collab curator in 2023. Otherwise it won't happen at all.

@Dumbshwick McGee
Oh fug, good luck. I'm not good with computer so I can't do that unfortunately.

@Dumbshwick McGee

immediate military enlistment

I'm not familiar with Russian culture, is that a bad thing?

@Background Pony #3EAD
Considering that he'd get sent to Ukraine, yes. It's bad.

@Captain Conundrum
>be Russian
>get drafted
>get sent to Ukraine
>surrender
>get exchanged in prisoner exchange
>get sent to prison for surrendering
>join Wagner Group
>get sent to Ukraine
>surrender
>get exchanged in prisoner exchange
>get sent to prison for surrendering
>join Wagner Group

Lather, rinse, repeat.

@Background Pony #2F4F

@Captain Conundrum
>join Wagner Group
>get sent to Ukraine
>surrender
>get exchanged in prisoner exchange

No, you got it wrong. After that part, it would be
>https://yewtu.be/watch?v=T_wS0Kw6k9c

what about Medieval armored mares? Plate armor, chainmail and sharp objects!

Fantasy mares

Ecstasy mares

Includes all of the above but some of 'em are wiggly

So do I need to do digital or is paper fine

any other thoughts on the collab?

@Wallbeige
if we can decide on the specifics i'd be happy to participate. it's just i'm physical art rather than digital and i can't into how to png or whatever is needed to take just the pone out of the draw.

@Captain Conundrum
I mostly do physical too. not great at digital.. I've tried some cursed re-tracing my art methods and they have turned out questionable at best

My vote goes to Fantasy Mares, Mage Mares in cloaks or Armored Knight Mares, That sort of deal

Füchen hail! Zeeing zis thread iz like watching ze whäle die and zlowly rot inzide bevore explozing onto chickz in bikiniz!

Doz änybodie hier cän kük?!? SHOW ME YOR ZIGNATÜR DISHEZ NOW bitte!!!

deadline is hells kitchen's season 1 premiere — august 1st.

Ok, now serious talk,

Mare's kitchen is going to be a fierce competition only for those who are truly reckless and persistent, extremely talented, with strong leadership skills and a pinch of aryan heart.

Of course, this might be a little too much to ask for, given the diminishing numbers of active users on this site. But don't worry. If noone shows up to compete in mare's kitchen, it's completely okay. You're not expected to! Aryanne will gladly be a winner.

However, if you've decided to win, against all odds, then expect it to be pretty darn hard.

Contrary to previous collab, here are the new rues:

1) To apply you must have your oc dressed in a 'mare's kitchen'(TM) signature black jacket. Failing this rule will result in immediate disqualification. looking at you, mokran
If your OC appears in the collab, this means you have been chosen as a contestant! Yay! :D
After that, oc's will be split into red and blue teams. Not drawing OC's in your assigned team's suit is a straight road to disqualification.
2)Each week there are going to be challenges that require both teams to perform a special drawing task. i.e: showing a ponut
You are expected to upload challenge-themed drawings to ponerpics only. Violation of this rule is punishable by death disqualification.
3)The ponerpics audience will be judging each uploaded drawing with a help of ponerpics's scoring system.
Each drawing's score in summation will be compared. The team with a higher score wins both challenge and a reward from aryanne, which can range from her secret stash of never before seen erotic bdsm pictures all the way up to getting all too close and personal. The loosers will go to a gas chamber (for cleaning purposes).
4)Mare's kitchen will be opened weekly either on 4chan's /mlp/ channel or mlpol's /vx/ channel (it's up to debate). OCs will be tasked to bake bread there. Promts will be given by anons and must be delivered as fast as possible.
5)NEVER DELIVER RAW ART. ARYANNE HATES RAW ART.
6)Given the harsh condition under which the contestants have to perform, added by a very retarded special kinds of people you meet on 4chan/mlpol, this is certainly going to be hell. Luckily for you, aryanne came from such places so she will gladly give you her words of wiesdom (and make you deaf if you stand a little to close)

not doing all that shit.

Competition?.. why

@Captain Conundrum
guess you can't take the heat, kek

but yea same, not interested in that nonsense

@Captain Conundrum
SCHEIẞE! WE'VE NICHT EVEN ZTARTED AND YOU ALREADIE DRÖPPING ÖUT, DO YOU? ZO MUCH VOR A CÄPTAIN — ALL TALK UND NO BŐLLZ! DO ME A FAVOUR, BITTE, UND FUCH YOURZELF, YEZ?

YOU FÜCHEN SCHLAMPE!!!

One the next episode of mare's kitchen:

A self proclaimed captain conundrum is dropping out of the game early

! WE'VE NICHT EVEN ZTARTED AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRÖPPING ÖUT,

YOU FUCHEN SCHLAMPE!

Meanwhile, other contesters try they best to figure out how to move forward

Stay tuned for the new discoveries…

…here on mare's kitchen.