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Aryanne Hoofler

Chef de Cuisine
Dear members of ponerpics.

With recent development it has become apparent to me that I've miscalculated. It was a bad marketing move to involve myself with a collaboration event. For you see, I was thinking like an opportunist and not a strategist. I was stricken by a muse of art and… Well… The rest is history.

That's why I've decided to depart from my position as a producer of the 2023 ponerpics collaboration event and say goodbye to "Mares Kitchen" as I knew it.

Starting from now, the following changes are to follow suit. Effective immediately:

-New admission requests for joining Mares kitchen are hereby closed and will not be processed.

-Each artwork trademarked with 'Mares Kitchen' tag will be removed from the collaboration event since it no longer has ties to my conglomerate.

-all, if any 'Mares Kitchen' applicants, including personnel, will be silently executed within the course of 1 to 3 working days (depending on their location and travel costs).

- the right to copy, modify and distribute Mares Kitchen's intellectual property will be inherited by a parent company "Leslie.co" not until june 24th.

I should have never involved my business with that Mcgee guy. He's very unprofessional. Fueling drama, faking his death to avoid my calls. Gnomes have proven to be untrustworthy business partners.

I am sorry to whom I've misled during these trying times and I hope we meet again under less dire circumstances.

Trust the plan.

Your rightful friend,

Aryanne Hoofler
Soft Lava
Marenheit Contributor - This little pony contributed to the Marenheit fundraiser of 2020
Auti.. Artist -

It is with a heavy heart to inform you all of the following: today, on July 19th 2023, at 8 am the gnome by the name of Dumbshwick McGee has died. It is unknown if it was a deliberate assassination to sabotage the collaboration event or a legit death. Let's not dwell on detail, for what has transpired is, without a doubt, a travesty. Dumbshwick McGee was a bright, collected individual with amazing personality that we all have come to know and love. Due to being dead, he will be stepping down from his position as ponerpics collaboration event curator. But the spirit of his deeds shall live on. I will continue his legacy and fulfil his last wish to see the day of ponerpics 2023 collaboration through.

I will be leading this event from now on.
Punished McGee

A fallen legend
ALRIGHT!!!



Didn't you make a massive shizo post trying to pull off some weird event, then people said it was gay so you pretended it was a joke


WHO OF YOU, FUCKS, WROTE THAT?!? WHO OF YOU THINKS HE'S SO SMART TO TRY TO CONDENSCEND ME, HUH?!? YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFAME A GNOME? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?

YOU SHIT FLINGING MONGREL! SHIT FACED BUMHOLE! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS SHIZO POSTING EVEN IF I BROUGHT IT ON A SILVER PLATTER THEN SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS! I'LL SHOW YOU SOME FUCKING SHIZO POSTING YOU COCKY UP TIGHT WASTE OF CUM!!!

FUCK YOU, I'M DOING IT NOW!

I'M DOING IT NOW!
Background Pony #C556
How did we go from normal Collab of all the site artists to this silly thing. I understand you seem passionate about it but I can't really imagine a lot of others care for that popularity contest
Punished McGee

A fallen legend
One the next episode of mare's kitchen:

A self proclaimed captain conundrum is dropping out of the game early

! WE'VE NICHT EVEN ZTARTED AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRÖPPING ÖUT,


YOU FUCHEN SCHLAMPE!


Meanwhile, other contesters try they best to figure out how to move forward

Stay tuned for the new discoveries…

…here on mare's kitchen.
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